Here follows a brief interaction I had with Siri this evening:
me: ‘Define maceration’
Siri: ‘Define laceration’ … hmmm, from 2 definitions of “laceration”, the first one is: a torn ragged wound.
me: ‘DEFINE MACERATION!’
Siri: ‘Find masturbation’ OK. Check it out: (shows wikipedia article for anal masturbation)
me: ‘Up yours!’
But siriously, she normally functions quite adequately :P.
It may have taken nearly three months, but your comeback is very classy.