Apple’s left-right confusion?

Some time ago I had to look up instructions on Apple’s website for activating the ’emoji’ emoticon set in my iPhone. When reading the instructions, I noticed a little mistake on their page. See the edited screenshot below to see what I mean.

Apple has some unique ideas about left and right.

Apple has some unique ideas about left and right.

 

I sent Apple some feedback on this error quite a long time ago. It was probably just a simple case of left-right confusion. But as of this writing, the error is still there. So not only does Apple not know left from right, it also appears Apple doesn’t really give a rat’s patooty about it either. Or is something deeper and more profound behind this?

Interestingly, a fairly recent article suggests that women are more likely than men to suffer from left-right confusion (Hirnstein et al, 2009). It becomes even more intriguing when we consider that iOS is more popular among women than men. Fascinating! Anyone with left-right confusion is more likely to look for the globe icon on the left side of the space bar when instructed to look on the right side. So could it be that Apple’s ‘mistake’ is in fact a deliberate and fiendishly clever attempt to combine user-statistics with psychology? Probably not, but a fun thought nevertheless.

 

 

Recipe for vegan falafel burgers

I eat meat. Lots of it, too. Especially steaks and hamburgers. But every now and again I may have a guest over for dinner who does not share my unbridled enthusiasm for devouring the grilled ripe flesh of rotting bovine cadavers. Odd, I know.

So it is rather fortuitous that I recently happened to chance upon a promising vegan recipe from ‘GoodFood’ magazine, which is published on the BBC website here. A good friend of mine who is vegan had suggested it, as a matter of fact. But I have found that the recipe needed a bit of ‘tweaking’ to get right (not to be confused with ‘twerking‘, which will be discussed in a different recipe), but now it is pretty damn good! In fact, delectable is the word.

Things you need:

  1. A good frying pan.
  2. A food processor (optional).
  3. Rice bran oil, because we need a high smoke point (and I don’t mean an elevated area for nicotine addicts).
  4. 400g canned chickpeas.
  5. Parsley.
  6. Some paprika, pepper and salt.
  7. One imperial teaspoon of ground cumin (or about 5.91939 mL).
  8. One imperial teaspoon of ground coriander.
  9. Two imperial tablespoons of plain flour (or about 35.5163 mL).
  10. One imperial tablespoon of corn starch.
  11. One jar of tomato salsa (or make your own).
  12. Romaine lettuce.
  13. Pita bread.
  14. One red onion.

Things you do:

Finely chop the red onion. Finely chop the parsley. Empty the can of chickpeas in a sieve or strainer and rinse the chickpeas with running tap water. Dry the peas thoroughly with a (paper) towel—the drier, the better. If you have a food processor, chop the chickpeas to a fine pulp. Resist the urge to add other ingredients in the food processor! This will add moisture and make the chickpeas more difficult to chop. If that happens anyway, or you have no food processor, just use your bare hands to crush the peas into submission.

Add chopped/crushed chickpeas to a large bowl. Add the parsley, red onion, cumin, coriander. Add paprika powder, pepper and salt to taste. Add flour and corn starch. Kneed vigorously until mixture is thoroughly homogenized. Take a portion of the mixture and shape it into a patty shape with your hands. When all patties have been made, it’s finally time to cook!

Liberally pour rice oil in the frying pan, the bottom must be amply covered in oil. Apply medium to high heat, the oil will be the right temperature when a wooden spoon or spatula will start forming bubbles upon contact with the oil. Add the patties and fry them on each side until they are dark golden brown. Check out the video below for a rough idea of what I mean by all that.

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After the falafel is done, take it out of the frying pan and place it on a plate with a paper towel on it to soak up any excess oil. Heat up the pita bread, open it, insert the falafel burger, add some romaine lettuce, scoop some salsa on the burger and that’s it. Bon appétite!

Vegan falafel burger

The final result

 

The Joy of War

The joy of war? What joy of war? There is no joy to be found in war, never was and never will be. War is ugly,  war is messy, war is hell…but apparently not everyone got the memo on that. Watch the following short video report by CNN:

 

Wow, some people can sure get mighty happy when an instrument of war delivers its deadly cargo! And isn’t a bit of death and destruction worth a little cheering after all? Especially if not a single innocent bystander was killed or injured by the explosion (because we all know that this never happens, of course) then it’s really okay to have a party like this. And remember the iconic photograph of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton (and others) remotely observing the operation during which Osama bin Laden was killed? Weren’t they also high-fiving each other, cheering and wearing party hats?

Oh wait, they weren’t, because guess what: It’s not normal to rejoice in death and it is most definitely not okay to start clapping and cheering about it either!

So, when the above report was finished, the reporter (Diana Magnay) understandably posted the following message on her twitter account:

“Israelis on hill above Sderot cheer as bombs land on #gaza; threaten to ‘destroy our car if I say a word wrong’. Scum.”

Here she expressed a personal opinion about that small group of Israelis who where being uncivilized assholes, on her own personal twitter page. So what do you think happened? For sharing that opinion—which I certainly agree with, if the above video is anything to go by—she was immediately transferred to Moscow. Ridiculous.

Thus, in light of the abominable nature of the response of these Israelis to witnessing the horrible violence of war, I think it is rather fitting to let the following short audio fragment reflect my own personal view about Mrs. Magnay’s right to an opinion off camera and in particular about the twitter message she posted.

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